Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today
because they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
|Help me always to give 100% at work...
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
|And help me to remember...
When Iím having a bad day and it seems that people
are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile and only four to extend my arm
and smack someone in the mouth!
A.Nonymous (also known as Freda Lawes (2Group))